1. In occupied territory, single mother gives birth in temporary accommodation. World changes! [Ms O'Reilly]
2. "Heaven's sake! You've burnt the turkey, Gerald!" She eyed the carving knife. [Mr Morton]
3. Sleigh breaks air speed circumnavigation record for yet another year running. [Ms Thompson]
4. Presents, presents, queen, presents, turkey, pud, sherry, indigestion, alka-seltzer, onesie, coma. [Ms. Salter]
5. For sale: baby manger, used once. Slight smell of frankincense and sheep [Mr McKeever]
6. The Real Christmas message: Fail to plan, plan to sleep horribly rough. [Mr Cooper]
7. Joseph: I told you we should have taken out private health care. [Mr Cooper]
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